Just finished having this lolarious conversation with my friend Dennis and had to share.

It started out with him talking about how he wanted to change his last name to something else and evolved into this:

Dennis: screw that, i'm going with quetzalcoatl
just quetzalcoatl
you can call me quetzie from now on

Me: LOL
what does it mean?!

Dennis it's the mayan or incan thunderbird
and apparently, he looks like a fucked up mess


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Me:hahaha
he looks like one of the letter people

Dennis:SHUT UP, WHYYYYYY
you made me lose so hard
"which letter are you?" "quetzalcoatl" "I know, but which lett-*KILL*

Me:HAHAHA
i lost too

Dennis:if only i could redraw that
i'd do a comic where all he does is say his name and kill
it'll be two strips before it gets old
and it's already one strip in, technically lol

Me: LOL
please do it

Dennis: hehe okay
it's going to be tough, learning to draw a man that looks like the result of candy and legos left out in the sun
o crap sorry, I just offended the fuck out of some people somewhere by breaking down their god like that!

Me: yeah, they're hanging out in mexico, so i don't think they heard you

Dennis: lol...i can't unsee it
it's all candy and legos to me
i'm going to make him a retarded gun on that one site
it can be his buddy gunzilcoatl

Me: lol
i think i'm going to have to step out
i'm going to lose it

Dennis: WOW gunzilcoatl added a whole new dimension
it went from tired repeat joke to potential buddy comic!
i see....3 ISSUES NOW!

Me: haha

Dennis: O SHI-

that's NO U-zilcoatl

Me: hahahaha
it is!

Dennis: i can't even

they were just going awesomely for broke
the white guy has a sweet party hat

Me: seriously... what the hell were they smoking?

Dennis: dunno, but we can see that quetzie invented hockey
i'm trying to see how they even go about....no, no it hurts too much

Me: lol

Dennis:

see? this would have been more like it, but all i see now is that he's missing all that crap
the candy elbows, the golf bag, the nunchakus, the hockey stick, the telescope hat
it's like Michelangelo, Casey Jones, and a pirate fell into a blender and ancient mexican pot heads drew the result

Me: LOL

Dennis: aw boo, the lulz are over, time to go

Me: ok

Dennis: AWWWW NO
*hug* don't do sad face!

Me: *hug*
okay

Dennis: heehee, that's more like it!
enjoyzilcoatl your weekend lol

Me: lol
you too, quetzie

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The total amount of happiness that exists in the world has come from wanting to make others happy... the total amount of suffering in the world has come from trying to make yourself happy.
-Master Shantideva, Angel of Peace, 700 AD